Paladin of Insomnia.  Sleep is for the weak, and we will never sleep.  To wear on Casual Friday the next time your boss accuses you of sleeping at work.  Give to the insomniac friend in your life, or give to yourself if you are staying up at night wondering who to give it to (hint:  it's you).
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size